Block the sun. Bury your feelings.
This isn’t just a hat — it’s emotional armor. Featuring our sad little cracked heart with a flower growing out of it (don’t ask how it’s still alive), the Selling Sadness Hat is perfect for disassociating in the daylight. Wear it while spiraling, oversharing, or ghosting your group chat.
 
🧢 5 panels of pure regret
🧢 Adjustable like your attachment style
🧢 Limited edition — just like your will to keep it together