Tears, but make it fashion.
The Selling Sadness Bundle is your official starter kit for repping the feelings and the family. You’ll get the Selling Sadness Tee (our softest existential crisis yet), the embroidered Selling Sadness Hat (for blocking out the sun and your emotions), and a free month of our Tier 2 Emo Ambassador Patreon membership — valued at $7.
This is more than merch. It’s a mood, a movement, and a soft cry in the back of the venue.
 
Includes:
🖤 1 Selling Sadness Tee (marble-washed & miserable)
🖤 1 Selling Sadness Hat (featuring our cracked-heart flower logo, front and back embroidery)
🖤 1 Free Month of Emo Ambassador Tier on Patreon ($7 value) — includes behind-the-scenes content, community access, and more sad perks.
💥 Limited quantities. When it’s gone, it’s gone.
💥 Save when you bundle — or just tell yourself it’s self-care.